That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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