so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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