North Korea, Best Korea!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
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