i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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