Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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