a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Less talking, more tequila
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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