is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
50% drunk capacity currently
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
