Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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