Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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