Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
