lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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