You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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