Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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