I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I'm really busy with my period
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