Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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