just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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