ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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