I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
You're like the curious george of whores
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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