We're facebook friends in real life
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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