How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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