So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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