your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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