sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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