STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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