Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
