Dual....:-)
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You are the jesus of drinking
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
