what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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