plz talk dirty to me
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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