she looked like the before picture.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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