I wish life had little blips of pornography
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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