I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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