Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Michael Bay diarrhea
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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