I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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