Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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