My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
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She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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