i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
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You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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