WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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