I will die if light touches me.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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