He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just threw up on my dentist
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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I don't have enough holes for all these australians
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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