i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
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