I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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