u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
They have beer where we have blood.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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