Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
