Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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