halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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