just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize