We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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