Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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