covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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