so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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