as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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