we're blogging at a bar
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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