Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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